Jungle rebels tricked into freeing hostages (story)
I’m guessing Pres. Carter is now thinking to himself … now why didn’t we pull this off! Kudos to the rescue, but in all honesty… how can a situation like this linger on for 6 years!
McCain: Visit to Colombia not tied to raid (story)
McCain manages to get in the story by sheer coincidence, got to love free press… now he has to figure a way to somehow put this to use.
Time: Rescue changes the game in Colombia (story)
Oh yeah, this changed the game completely. All they ever fought for wasted. I guess it’s kinda like rescuing Jessica Lynch … look how much that changed the game!
Naked Cowboy’s suit (story)
This story was remotely interesting when I first read it … let the man have his act. Next time though I wanna stumble upon this, not read it on the front page of CNN.
Video: Mountain gorillas slain (story)
This is actually an interesting story. Awesome that it got the full 2 minutes on CNN there.
CNNMoney: Gas hits new high in time for July 4 (story)
That title just reads so wrong. Let’s all rejoice cause it hit the new high JUST in time for Energy Dependence Day.
Glenn Beck: Your gas money for a flat screen? (story)
Glenn Beck:”Now we know who the real polluter is — that evil wench — Mother Nature.” Said ‘nough, go Beck!
Zimbabweans seek refuge at U.S. Embassy (story)
Sounds actually newsworthy.
Ticker: Voters say both candidates flip-flop (story)
And here I am thinking the media is the one saying this? Guess I’m gonna have to flip-flop on that one.
Soccer dad Obama gets swatted by wife (story)
See now McCain, that’s how you get on the CNN page!
Hedge-fund cheat says he did try suicide (story)
Say the word! Sorry I like that this song, at least it’s slightly more fascinating than this story.
Toddler’s death changes fireman’s life (story)
Watching this video will change your life.
T-shirt from sheriff offends winner (story)
This one pretty much seals it for the day.
Not gonna spare you the remaining important headlines:
Jessica Simpson now a surprising country star *** Baby ‘for sale’ on eBay returns home *** 2-mile chain of sneakers sets record *** ‘Daddy Obama’ *** More fizzle than sizzle likely for Fourth of July *** iReport.com: Can tigers be saved? *** Husband convicted of antifreeze murder *** SciTechBlog: Smell this book *** How to Eat 15 Pounds of Hot Dogs *** Candidates’ Vices: Craps and Poker *** Wife swaps A-Rod for Lenny Kravitz
