Rove Snubs Congress: Ignores Subpoena to Testify (story)
He is quite the character. Wonder how it feels like to consider yourself above everyone else. You know sometimes in life you go, “With what trivial stuff are those folks messing about?”… well MC Rove just lives like that 24/7. Must be a weird feeling. All about attitude I guess.
Does Jesse Jackson Resent Obama? (story)
Why we even paying attention to this guy… I bet he has the Rove groove one, but man does reality hit back hard.
Oops! The Biggest Mic Mistakes (story)
Pretty funny there at the end when the CNN guys are delicately trying to avoid saying the word ‘nuts’.
Iran’s Bold Move: Round 2 of Missile Tests (story)
They just love making headlines. I guess we can say they won round 2 seeing how they didn’t lose.
Yes, There Is Water on the Moon (story)
Interesting if you’re interested in this type of news.
Done Deal: Brinkley Gets Kids, Cook $2.1M (story)
Sounds fair and square… $2.1M or the kids… tough call.
For Your In-Flight Viewing Pleasure: Nothing (story)
I read while back they got these teams trying to figure out how they can save on the weight an airplane has to carry. I guess this one was pretty easy to spot. 500 pound of wiring and equipments easier.
‘Racist’ Comic Strip Sparks Wal-Mart Hubbub (story)
“In 2005, the Mexican postal service issued a series of stamps commemorating the Memin character. President Bush and several African-Americans, including Jesse Jackson, asked the Mexican government to recall the stamps.” You start wondering what Jesse Jackson actually does in term of useful stuff.
Doctors’ Personal Lives Need Saving, Too (story)
Article is alright, though not exactly breaking headline news.
Ooh La Lawyer? Site Ranks Hot-torneys (story)
The stuff folks figure out to come up with. This is just sad. You don’t have to be just smart and eloquent anymore to be a lawyer, good-looking is also a prerequisite now.
A Look Inside the World of Gay Muslims (story)
Not sure if I wanna have a look inside the world of gay Muslims …
Serial Killings Target Rabbits (story)
Evil is on the loose. Killing time killing rabbits.
Flavor Flav Says He Lost ‘It’ at 6 (story)
Oh save us the details. First gay muslim men now childhood sex stories.
Drew, Kate, Megan Newly Single (story)
Now this is more like it… newly available celebrity single women… now we’re talking.
What Are the Six Fattiest Ice Cream Flavors? (story)
Obviously anyone eating icecream doesn’t remotely care about how fatty it is. Icecream is rated by taste, butter is rated by fattiness. This just makes me feel guilty while I should be enjoying myself. Kinda like rating Kama Sutra position by their chance to transmit STDs… don’t do it!
High-Speed Chase Ends in Murder (story)
See the right to bear arms saves lives! A .45-caliber semi-automatic pistol, why would anyone wanna run around with that??
Amanda Knox Turns 21 in Italian Prison (story)
Bummer!
5 Things to Cut Risk of Type 2 Diabetes (story)
I’m guessing not eating one of those top 6 Icecreams would help.
7 Steps to a Happy, Healthy Dog (story)
1 step to a Happy, Healthy Life, don’t get a pet.
And some of the remaining headlines:
Women Live Longer But Die Poorer *** Fuel Costs Hitting Schools in the Lunchbox *** Dentists Open Wide for Mercury Criticism *** Teen Survives Pin to the Head *** New Laser Zaps Away Cancer *** Modern-Day Miracle Man? *** The Golden Toilet Survives *** The Brady Bunch, Then and Now *** Beauty of Albinism *** H’wood’s Baby Boom! *** Ventura Rips Media on Senate Story *** Now That’s Just Nuts
