Rafael Nadal Beats Roger Federer to Win Wimbledon (story)
Don’t think I’ve seen a tennismatch with so few unforced errors… this one simply had everything going.
Bush: I Won’t ‘Insult’ China (story)
Personally I find the whole boycot stance a bit overblown. It’s the Olympics you’re attending and by nature they ought to be a-political. Why can’t we all just be nice and merry.
President Celebrates Birthday on Way to G-8 Summit (story)
Thanks Fox for reminding us, not sure if anyone cares though.
Terror Suspects Fingered By Prints (story)
“For every 100 detainees fingerprinted, at least one came up with an arrest record in the U.S”… so one in every 100 has been caught. So for every “terrorist” they catch in the U.S. there are 99 others roaming free. Good ratio, and this is only from the ones they fingerprint.
Monkey Biz Fuels Bio War Fears (story)
The terrorist in Iran are buying monkeys … stop the presses … sigh.
McCain Hires Top Giuliani Aide as Political Director (story)
Why would anyone want a Giuliani adviser on their election team. Last time I checked, Rudy’s campaign didn’t do so well.
Note to Mexican Officials Delivered With Human Head (story)
“A body matching the head was found outside the city.” … I’m kinda curious how they match that.
Man Flies to Idaho on Balloon-Rigged Lawn Chair (story)
How sad is it that I actually recalled the fact that this guy made the news last year as well. Well at least he made it to Idaho this year, so he done …
Iraq Electricity Production Up Over 10 Percent (story)
This one is so obvious to ridicule… 10% up from ?? Iraqi’s must be in the streets over this one.
Cops: Angry Man Uses Emergency Slide to Leave Plane (story)
Haha, funny story. Guys is pissed that other passengers (economy) get to get of plane first. so he takes the chute. I’m thinking, this is everyone’s childhood dream to take that chute. He just grabbed the opportunity 
Caught Off Guard (story)
He’s getting a bit cliché.
91-Year-Old Woman Stuck Under Car for 2 Days (story)
So you make it to 91 …. and you get stuck under a car. Made the whole trip worth it!
Other important stories making headlines:
Car Thief Finds Bomb-Packed Van in New York City *** 10 Taliban Killed While Planting Bomb in Afghanistan *** Will Gas Prices Damper the Holiday Weekend? *** Pop Tarts: Simpson Voted Hollywood’s Best Breasts *** Georgia Gets Green ‘Justice’ *** Once a Pedophile, Always a Pedophile *** Mars the Salad Bar a Bad Idea *** Grandma, 70, Gives Birth to Twins *** Beef Recall Doesn’t Have to Ruin Your Fourth of July *** Canadian Woman Gains ‘East Coast’ Accent After Stroke *** Sexpert Q&A: Nude Beach Burn *** Many Dial-Up Users Don’t Want Broadband *** Actress nearly throws up on air *** Woman in wheelchair confronts thief
